Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Michel Troisgros

Oh My Fucking God never again!! Have you ever felt that you got, got. 630,000 Yen later. Boy was I upset when I saw the bill. Nevermind the fact that someone wanted to treat me to a nice French Asian fusion dinner New Year's Eve in Japan. Please don't tell me that this place is rated Michelin Star???!!!!! They must've been alerted before the visit.

Okay back to the problem at hand.

First, look at the menu printed on a piece of office max paper typed in Bradley font. For 630,000 yen it should've been printed on bamboo.

Second, carefully read the menu. Does that look like a $300 meal per person??

I have been to Cyrus in Healdsburg where caviar was galore,  amazing fishes that I have never heard of, gastronomy at its peak when powder turned into goat cheese for less than this meal.

Has Michel even visited this location. He needs to pay a visit. My "risotto" was runny, the tartare was literally two bites and finger foods (whatever the hell that was) were disgusting. Then they had the nerve to charge an extra $30 for truffle on that milky running risotto. The waiter (jerk) made it seem like it came with the meal. And.... whatever that tasteless unsalted fish was had bones in it. Like really?!!!!!  Oh yes, $24 for Evian water. Oh oh oooh, look at these MINIATURE raviolis, so cute but not so cute when you are hungry. I don't even eat a lot but I had to go to coco curry after I left.

Yes, I'm ranting and probably have never been this upset writing a food entry blog. I even waited 48 hours to see if I'd calm down.

Don't waste your time. Definitely not a delectable experience. I've been to Paris more than 10 times to know this was straight.... you name it!

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